{"product_id":"mens-tee-bro-we-were-at-the-door-funny-dad-text-tee","title":"Men's Tee — 'Bro... We Were At The Door.' Funny Dad Text Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Chest width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.98 - 22.01\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            30.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Sleeve length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.12 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Lightweight all-over print tee that speaks dad-life with deadpan humor. Soft, quick-drying polyester holds the full-front collage of tiny toy icons around a bold, text-message style headline: “Bro... We Were At The Door. — Dad, 37 minutes ago.” The back offers a wry follow-up in compact text: “I’ve Accepted My Fate,” giving the shirt a wink of resigned parenthood. Wear it on chaotic mornings, family outings, or lazy weekends when the house feels like a toy store and the dad jokes are unavoidable. The breathable fabric and clean white canvas let the art sit front-and-center while the printed collar and interior care label keep the look minimal and easy to live in.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% brushed polyester — lightweight, durable, and quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- All-over print with matched seam thread for a seamless look\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching on sleeves, neck, and hem for long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Printed size and care label inside the collar for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"L","offer_id":52174646247707,"sku":"22943024839554832087","price":44.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1022\/6345\/6027\/files\/13079135735677296276_2048.jpg?v=1778131351","url":"https:\/\/chicoandfriends.us\/products\/mens-tee-bro-we-were-at-the-door-funny-dad-text-tee","provider":"Chico and Friends","version":"1.0","type":"link"}